I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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