new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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