After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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