Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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