Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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