I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you would pick up someone in the library
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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