we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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