Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I smell stomach acid.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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