Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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