I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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