Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
