i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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