I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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