there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
