i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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