I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize