is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.