I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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