it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
