dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
handjob tips. give me some.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Congratulations! We have a period
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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