This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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