You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...