omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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