these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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