covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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