And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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