the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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