Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Your tits are I can't wait for
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize