david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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