I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I need to calm my uterus...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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