Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
