Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
