He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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