She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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