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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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