I skipped work to stalk him.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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