Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I seem to have left my pride at pride
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just found a bag of teeth...
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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