Dual....:-)
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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