1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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