porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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