Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We're not piercing ourselves today.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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