Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Success! We fucked roommates!
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