he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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