Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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