i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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