i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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