Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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