Have you finally orgasmed yet?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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