hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
