Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Alive.
So much puke
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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