This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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