Duck Duck Cougar?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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