Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My life is pants optional.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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