dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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